Whatever you do, AWS, don't post a related service health alert site wide on the console. Heck, don't even post one in the billing module. We wouldn't want to overdo the alerts, especially when we already have one being displayed to market the new FinOps Agent in Public Preview.

You folks are completely irresponsible with your finances. I only spent $2.4 million last night. You've got to learn to manage your money.

Yeah, buy less cappuchinos and avocado toast so you can pay your AWS bills people!

I need to drink/eat those too to feel like I'm an AWS ops guy!