Animated HUGE <hr> gifs would be cool too.

EDIT: And spinning animated bullet-points.

Did "Hot Dog Stand" have any legitimate use? How did it end up being delivered? EDIT: Apparently, useful for monochrome displays and some forms of colourblindness, according to a comment here (http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2005/07/a-tribute-to-the-wi...)

Am I the only one who liked the Program Manager and the windows-minimise-to-the-desktop behaviour of win3.x? It seems like every other bizarre idea has been implemented in a window manager somewhere except that one. Or am I wrong?

I saw something quite similar to minimize to desktop in one of those super light linux WMs that lack a task bar.

ROX-Filer can do that.

Great stuff! I love a good satire. It's amazing what you can do with css there days. Especially <sparkle> is impressive. I also love that you used neocities. Who doesn't miss the 90s, right?

<sparkle> is implemented with just an animated gif background. Still, great stuff!

Satire?

Amazing! This is hands down this year's most important development in the Web technologies field!

Is it to early to call this Web4.0?

You forgot marquee!

Do you really not like epileptics?

love how you're hosting this on neocities, seems apt