On behalf of all of HN, I humbly apologize for there being a top news post of an event whose underpinning idea you had already read about and knew would probably work if it was put into effect in a situation like this. To prevent you from becoming emotionally harmed by potentially trite news, we will make sure never to post or upvote any story whose conclusion you might have guessed the outcome of.

We will continue to upvote every new JavaScript framework and tool, of course. After all, we're not unreasonable.